21 People Discuss the Horrible Things Their Roommates Do

Just be glad you don't live with these people...

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    Text - LL Fool J Follow @winemamii My roommates are having sex with their door open someone HELP МE
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    Photo caption - I didn't get no fucking sleep cause of yall, GIF y'all not gonna get no sleep cause of me! LL Fool J Follow @winemamii Replying to @lilydelgato me rn
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    Text - Rhades fail this accovahiny Accept the fact you're goin to that cemember but you hll targht ekan don' shit In fact I'd venture to say yov ane know hDurs clveless You're 3 and a ka ip in eram and head Acce pt defeat, grab op beer, Kesp pour a. a complete and foused he Ainal This is get on shit show vter ASSETS= LIABILITIES + OWNERS EQUITY Your gesd Ludly charlie Bullock Brandon Rhodes Follow @B_Rhodes035 My roommate left me this note
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    Comfort - Clint Frazier Follow @clintfrazier update i'm inside. he's asleep in my bed. i need a new roommate
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    Water - 2015 2016 Nartbern Krtarkg errsit CK a.edu R LUBE Young Rhyno @_rtr97 I need a roommate that doesn't put my fish into a condom Follow
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    Text - Michelle Follow @BelleofBabble My roommate once told me, "You know, most people wake up if they feel someone watching them sleep. But you don't." #MyRoommatelsWeird
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    Text - Chase Follow @ChaseWilliams_8 I have an irrational fear of spiders and my roommate put 3 spiders in my bed and I'm freaking out I hate my life
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    Text - Gabi Basel Follow @gibbybasel My new male* roommate enjoys eating canned tuna he HEATS UP IN THE MICROWAVE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS WHY GOD DO YOU PUNISH ME
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    Toilet - shelbotageTM @shelbytherenow Follow One of my roommates bought F grade, 1 ply toilet paper & put it in our downstairs bathroom. I'm offended.
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    Auto part - BUS BUSC LIGHT Follow American Charm @American_Charm Don't you hate it when your roommates don't do the dishes?
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    Text - Tim Drake Follow @timdrake I found a baggy of cheese cubes in the shower.When I asked my roommate about it, he said "Oh, it's just my shower cheese" #MyRoommatelsWeird
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    Text - Cindy Jew Who Follow @azezellett my roommate's alarm is a literal bomb siren so I wake up damn near every day on edge thinking that this is it this is the day i die
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    Text - Canaan Fleming Follow @Canaanlsaiah7 My roommate seriously just left the house and took the remote with him being funny.. so how's yalls day
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    Text - Dylan @DylanBeRad Follow my roommate says i cant have friends from my home town spend two nights because he doesnt trust them
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    Text - chip or dare @prismxp Follow well I just got home from work and my roommate had 5 living crabs in our refrigerator
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    Product - View image on Twitter MORTON Cetae KOSHER SALT MORTON CAI Ko TON SALT te9 MORTO ooToN SALT 2ABLC ORTON ALT Follow Matt Ford @fordm My roommate keeps thinking we're running out of salt so he keeps buying more. Current status: R2010 Jacrs
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    Food - Luke Korns Follow @LukeKorns I asked my roommate why there are approximately 18,000 beverages in our kitchen. "I was thirsty" 09589
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    Text - FML FMyLife @fml Follow Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
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    Text - marissa iskandar Follow @maris_isk Just overheard my roommate say "holy sprinkle I gotta tinkle" ....time to move out
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  • 20
    Text - lizzie Follow @lisadele roommate left the house and left the front door wide open to the street. like wide open. like everything i own could have been stolen
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    Text - Zach Boyd @ZBoyd29 Follow Got my roommate for next year and he's a SoundCloud rapper, Poor guy has to drop absolute bangers to replace my fav SoundCloud rappers
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